Pundit Art

As much as I support Obama and absolutely despise the concept of Palin as a VP, I don't think this is fair, accurate or even meaningful. But it is funny.

POST IT!

Thanks to a good man named James Brooks for finding this one.

CEO in India gets different kind of Golden Parachute

Take note, gentlemen in those Greenwich mansions...

Corporate India is in shock after a mob of workers bludgeoned to death the chief executive who sacked them from a factory in a suburb of Delhi.

Lalit Kishore Choudhary, 47, the head of the Indian operations of Graziano Transmissioni, a manufacturer of car parts that has its headquarters in Italy, died of severe head wounds on Monday after being attacked by scores of laid-off employees, police said. The incident, in Greater Noida, followed a long-running dispute between the factory’s management and workers demanding better pay and permanent contracts.

It is understood that Mr Choudhary, who was married with one son, had called a meeting with more than a hundred former employees who had been dismissed after an earlier outbreak of violence at the plant. He wanted to discuss a possible reinstatement deal.

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Newt Gingrich calls bullshit on The Bailout

Nothing will kill the chances of anyone reading this entry more that typing the words "Newt Gingrich", but here it goes anyway...

First of all, Newt Gingrich is a total douche.  I still hold him accountable for creating a large part of the partisan mess we are now in.  Granted, Bill Clinton helped him out by also being a douche, but I haven't heard Bill chime in on the Trillion Dollar Bailout that is about to flood out of our pockets and into Wall Street, so let's just take on douche at a time.

Mr. Gingrich, please chime in, and remember you have a new book to pimp, so make it good:

"Congress was designed by the Founding Fathers to move slowly, precisely to avoid the sudden panic of a one-week solution that becomes a 20-year mess."

HUH? Another Republican breaking ranks with poor George? Why Newt? This is from your own party, for Christ sakes??????

"Well, I think you have a Goldman Sachs chief of staff to the president and the Goldman Sachs secretary of the Treasury. And they convinced the president that the American people ought to send $700 billion to Wall Street, which I think is a very, very bad idea, and I would argue is a very un-Republican idea. I don't understand what they think they're doing."

Well, the shock of last week is now turning into outrage with a side order of distrust. It seems that now, after years of mismanagement and short-sighted solutions that make our national problems worse rather than better, the "Right" is turning against the Administration. All it took was a fuckload of money at stake. And we're not talking chump change "$500 billion War in Iraq" money, we're talking REAL money.

Or maybe he's right, but after years of manipulation, why should we trust Newt isn't just talking trash? In fact who can we trust period?

Are we are supposed to trust one guy? U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson... with a trillion bucks? It's seems we should do that, cause it's being written into the Bailout Package.

"Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency."

Um... so yeah this should work.

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P.S. Despite being a douche, I give Newt mad props for stepping out of his political caste and acknowledging Global Warming.

Former President Bartlet chews Obama a new one

The ever-rocking Maureen Dowd* and West Wing creator Aaron Sorkin dreamed up a meeting between West Wing's President Bartlet and Obama.

BARACK OBAMA knocks on the front door of a 300-year-old New Hampshire farmhouse while his Secret Service detail waits in the driveway. The door opens and OBAMA is standing face to face with former President JED BARTLET.

BARTLET Senator.

OBAMA Mr. President.

BARTLET You seem startled.

OBAMA I didn’t expect you to answer the door yourself.

BARTLET I didn’t expect you to be getting beat by John McCain and a Lancôme rep who thinks “The Flintstones” was based on a true story, so let’s call it even.

OBAMA Yes, sir.

BARTLET Come on in.

BARTLET leads OBAMA into his study.

Read the rest HERE...

*AUTHORS NOTE: I find Ms. Dowd mysteriously alluring and sexy, and because of this (and becuase she's funny and intelligent) I have purchased one of her books and read her articles. It could be argued the same sales techniques are in play with men supporting Sarah Palin. So I'm a guy. Sue me. At least I don't want to elect her VP.

Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits

Let's end the week on a happy note.

Some good news that also makes a large part of the country squirm in their bible thumping seats... A TWO'FER!

Nichelle Nicols and Walter Koenig were present at the wedding of Brad Altman and George Takei at the National Center for the Preservation of Democracy, in the Little Tokyo section of Los Angeles. The wedding took place last Sunday, Sept. 14, 2008.

As a life long Trekkie and lover of the positive view of humanity it promoted, where people were free to pursue their bliss (unless you're a Godless Commie Romulan), it's nice to see a smidge of that happening in the mere 21st century.

Congrats guys! Live long and get a room, for Christ sakes.

Oh yeah... Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin. (Blogger terms of use obligates me to type her name at least 3 times in every post.)

Sarah Failin'?

It seems that the honeymoon may be over for Sarah Palin. Due in no small part to obsessive 24/7 media coverage, tabloid articles and bloggers, her light certainly burned bright... and like all other American obsessions, burns out in about 2 weeks. Beanie Babies anyone?

Andrew Romano at Newsweek breaks it down:

"Palin seems to have lost some of her luster. Since Sept. 13, Palin's unfavorables have climbed from 30 percent to 36 percent. Meanwhile, her favorables have slipped from 52 percent to 48 percent. That's a three-day net swing of -10 points, and it leaves her in the Sept. 15 Diageo/Hotline tracking poll tied for the smallest favorability split (+12) of any of the Final Four. [UPDATE: The Sept. 17 Diageo/Hotline tracking poll shows Palin at 47 percent favorable and 37 percent unfavorable--an even narrower +10 split.] Over the course of a single weekend, in other words, Palin went from being the most popular White House hopeful to the least."

Well, I'm glad that in some small way, I have contributed to this.

I have but one blog to give for my country.

SOURCE

UPDATE: 23/6 has a new video:

The week in economics: If we could understand what the fuck was going on, we'd be scared out of our fucking brains.

What does it take to get Congress Republicans and Democrats to work together – after 5pm no less – 45 days before a Presidential election? Put them in a room and have the Fed Chairman tell "We're Literally Maybe Days Away From A Complete Meltdown Of Our Financial System."

So now you know.

Selected blamestorming below. Rough translation: You're on your own. Start hoarding water and bubble gum.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/18/minow.pay/index.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26793500/

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5844658&page=1

Postcards from the Edge, Part 3

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From their "in the news" section:

NEW YORK--Sept. 16, 2008--American International Group, Inc. (AIG) today said that AIG's life insurance, general insurance and retirement services businesses, including its extensive Asian operations, continue to operate normally and remain adequately capitalized and fully capable of meeting their obligations to policyholders.

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"This is the party that embraces the change and the progress that America and American women are craving and deserving." - Palin

Look at the older man with his big hairy mitt extended way to the left. I can forgive some of the women for misguided sense of feminism mixed with ignorance and bible-belt brainwashing... but this guy? He just wants to grab some boob. Period.

Viva la personality cult.

Get Your War On: See You Next Tuesday, Cindy

Swiftkids search for truth: Target Obama!!!

Wait... did Rove say something... "decent"?

Former Bush campaign guru Karl Rove said Sunday that both campaigns’ attacks have “gone one step too far,” adding that some McCain spots go “beyond the 100-percent-truth test.”

“Both campaigns ought to be careful about it. They ought to — there ought to be an adult who says, ‘Do we really need to go that far in this ad? Don’t we make our point and won’t we get broader acceptance and deny the opposition an opportunity to attack us if we don’t include that one little last tweak in the ad?’” Rove told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday.

Sounds good, Rovery baby. You are a hypocrite, but at least you are saying something half decent, though it's probably some self serving attempt at "image improvement." Let's see what he says about the swift boaters who are prepping up to go after Obama.

Greenspan joins the "nation of whiners"

Former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan offered a woeful outlook of America's economic situation on Sunday, saying the crisis with the country's financial institutions was as dire as he had ever seen in his long career, and predicting that one or more of those institutions would likely collapse in the near future.

"Oh, by far," Greenspan said, when asked if the situation was the worst he had seen in his career. "There's no question that this is in the process of outstripping anything I've seen and it still is not resolved and still has a way to go and, indeed, it will continue to be a corrosive force until the price of homes in the United States stabilizes. That will induce a series of events around the globe which will stabilize the system."

As quoted from Huffington Post

Here is former Sen. Phil Gramm, a top economic adviser to presumptive GOP nominee John McCain calling the economic slowdown as "a mental recession" and called the United States “a nation of whiners.” A classic!

If Sarah Palin looked like this....

Do you think everyone would be so enamored with her? Just wondering if her celebrity is based on her brains or... something more tangible.



By the way, the face is Former Secretary of State Madeline Albright. Someone with experience that can't be questioned.

Saturday Night Special

You may have seen it by now, but if not, here's the Saturday Night Live opener from last night with a cameo from the amazing Tina Fay as Gov Palin and Amy Poehler's Hilary. Two feminists who see these past few weeks in perfect clarity. Well done.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/palin-hillary-open/656281/

Because if I don't find a way to laugh about her, I'm going to start crying.

See more Gina Gershon videos at Funny or Die

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This sums up my opinion on Palin

"She is a gift from heaven for McCain and will appeal directly to his desired audience: young, female, unintelligent, and close-minded. And she'll never answer direct questions on anything other than how she met her husband and oh look at my adorable children. No abortion (even if you know you are carrying a fetus with incurable brain damage), no sex education (even if you know this leads to 17 year olds getting pregnant), no evolution and the earth is 6000 years old (even though her state's wealth comes directly from it's hundred million year old geology). She's a sad excuse for a female in the Twenty-First Century and if McCain has any brain cells left, he'll keep her well away from any journalist worth his or her salt."

Thank you, Ingot_Wheat_Rust

Pearls of Political Wisdom, Part 1

“The media doesn’t understand life membership in the NRA; they don’t understand getting up at 3 a.m. to hunt a moose; they don’t understand eating a mooseburger; they don’t understand being married to a guy who likes to snowmobile for fun. I am not surprised that they don’t get it. But Americans get it. A mooseburger means she is like one of us. She is not some jackass who’s ‘gone Washington.’”

-- Florida Rep. Adam Putnam

HILLARY-LITE! Half the credentials as Clinton, but with that fresh Republican Taste!

Well, just 12 or so hours after Barack rode his golden chariot onto the stage in Denver comes McCain's smart bomb: Sarah Palin, 2 year Governor of Alaska has the right stuff to push out Mitt and Huckabee: A vagina!

Sorry Mitt, too late to get one in time for November.

While this move is clearly brilliant and will give some life to the Senator's run at President, I wonder if disenfranchised Clinton supporters will take the bait. Are they so desperate to see a woman in the White House that they will pick McCain over Obama, just to make sure that glass ceiling with 18 million cracks finally gets broken? McCain hopes so.

Wikipedia's short summary includes: "Palin is considered to have similar policy positions to George Bush and John McCain in most respects."

Her NRA membership, anti-abortion position, and blue collar background will certainly help enthrall the midwest housewives. Oh, and her oldest son is in the Army and being deployed to Iraq. Perfectly perfect!

Bait's on the hook ladies... wanna bite?

BTW: While some pundits are saying how shocked they are by this out-of-left-field choice, it's been an option for awhile. See the DANIEL FINKELSTEIN article from TimesOnline putting Palin on the short list way back in May.

John Edwards wants to be Bill Clinton when he grows up.

Looks like some of the moolah from those $400 hair cuts have been going to pay for baby food. He hasn't fessed up yet to the child, but John Edwards did confirm he was not only involved in an affair (I don't care) but publicly admitted to hiding it (I do care).

Look John, be morally vacant on your own time. Don't cheat on your cancer ridden wife while teaching us about the moral highground of your "Two Americas". It comes off as um... like your an a-hole.

The truly sad thing is that the deep cuts in investigative journalism meant that the National Inquirer needed to break the story.

I think it's time for me to get out of the the blog business. I'm losing my desire to report on these pricks.

NOTE TO OBAMA: If you have anything to spill, you'd better spill it, so we can elect the crusty but highly researched "other guy".

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Jail bars are just a series of tubes: SEN. TED STEVENS INDICTED

Sen. Ted Stevens pleaded not guilty Thursday to seven felony counts of filing false information.

Stevens, the longest-serving Republican in Senate history, has been accused of not disclosing more than $250,000 in gifts and services he allegedly received from VECO, an Alaska oil services firm.

Stevens has not been charged with the more serious crime of bribery because prosecutors do not have evidence of a quid pro quo. Some legal experts say the case may be tough to prosecute because prosecutors will have to show beyond a reasonable doubt that Stevens knowingly filed false financial disclosure forms with the Senate.

Stevens said nothing to reporters before or after the arraignment. When the proceedings were over, he and his legal team slipped out a side door and into two black Cadillacs that were waiting for them.

U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan set a trial date of Sept. 24. The early date came at the request of Stevens' attorney, Brendan Sullivan, who said that his client "would like to clear his name before his election."

Stevens, 84, was released on his own recognizance.


QUICK! TOSS THE PRICK IN JAIL BEFORE BUSH PARDONS HIM. I can't think of a better end for his career.