Thursday, September 25, 2008

America debates the existence of Weapons of Mass Financial Destruction

At what point to we stop responding to him every time he tells us to panic?

FIRST, the BAD NEWS:
"We're in the midst of a serious financial crisis, and the federal government is responding with decisive action.

We boosted confidence in money market mutual funds and acted to prevent major investors from intentionally driving down stocks for their own personal gain.

Most importantly, my administration is working with Congress to address the root cause behind much of the instability in our markets."

NOW, the OH SHIT GRAB YOUR ASS AND KISS IT GOODBYE NEWS:
"The government's top economic experts warn that, without immediate action by Congress, America could slip into a financial panic and a distressing scenario would unfold.

More banks could fail, including some in your community. The stock market would drop even more, which would reduce the value of your retirement account. The value of your home could plummet. Foreclosures would rise dramatically.

And if you own a business or a farm, you would find it harder and more expensive to get credit. More businesses would close their doors, and millions of Americans could lose their jobs.
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Hey, let's let him go for the 700 billion dollar bailout. We should let him do that plan he had about sinking Social Security into the Stock Market too. Cause his instincts are spot on.

So is he crying wolf or not? What is a poor voter to do? Are there weapons of mass financial destruction or not?







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