Friday, August 31, 2007

The "Miss USA is a twinkie" post.

What kind of self-respecting blogger would I be if I didn't post this?



Okay, so she's dumb as a stump. She's FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. Aren't we expecting a little much to ask them to think deep thoughts?

There is nothing more powerful in this world than a beautiful white woman. It's our most valued commodity, for better or worse. I mean, this chick will never have to pay for a drink in her life. The world is her oyster. Does she really need intelligence TOO??? Can us poor smart but ugly people have something to call our own? Of course we can. How else can we snicker at her and tell ourselves how morally superior we are for being average looking but killer at Photoshop.







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