Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Paris is liberated as a born-again absurdly rich person.

THE LEAST YOU NEED TO KNOW: There is nothing you need to know here.
I bet nobody is celebrating more than the sheriff's department. I heard she's been doing a lot of thinking while in jail and has figured out how to cure cancer, and stuff.

In a stunningly vapid deconstruction of Paris' fresh faced born-again post-prison look, a stylist (above) reviews her new leaving prision persona.

Lest we forget the arrogance that her PR firm is trying to eliminate:

In prision, I wonder if she thought about her 500K sports car's value. A person in the third world who makes 3 bucks a day could sustain his family for around 456 years off that. Just sayin.

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